Olde Tyme Dansinge For Anegelles

A daughte title for ye most obvious answer to idiots who do not believe in creation.

Ande Noe Appolgyese Tooe Neithere

What if all these cyclones and anticyclones were the angels dancing?

http://www.bom.gov.au/australia/charts/viewer/index.shtml?type=mslp-precip&tz=AEDT&area=SH&model=G&chartSubmit=Refresh+View

Then by tradition every storm that ever was and ever will be is also named for the place its signature occurs, that is every volcano active and innactive that ever was. This would explainTeleconnection.

http://www.bom.gov.au/australia/charts/viewer/index.shtml?type=mslp-precip&tz=AEDT&area=SH&model=G&chartSubmit=Refresh+View

It would be a work of dedication to assemble the names accurately but the people doing it are only asking for an handful of Euros occasionally but “we” have to decide which hill is which:

(Apologies in advance to Volcanoes Today if the site misdirects, the forematting bar kept getting in my way)

Barren Island (Indian Ocean): Smithsonian / USGS Weekly Volcanic Activity Report (updated 30 Mar 2024)
Bezymianny (Central Kamchatka Depression): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 26 Oct 2023)
Dukono (Halmahera): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 17 May 2024)
Ebeko (Paramushir Island): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 24 Apr 2024)
Erebus (Antarctica): active lava lake in summit crater (updated 8 Dec 2014)
Erta Ale (Danakil depression, Ethiopia): yet another lava sequence in northern pit crater (updated 10 May 2024)
Fernandina (Galápagos Islands, Ecuador): Smithsonian / USGS Weekly Volcanic Activity Report (updated 23 May 2024)
Fuego (Guatemala): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 21 Mar 2024)
Ibu (Halmahera, Indonesia): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 1 Jun 2024)
Krakatau (Sunda Strait, Indonesia): Smithsonian / USGS Weekly Volcanic Activity Report (updated 14 Dec 2023)
Lewotobi (Flores): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 23 Apr 2024)
Lewotolo (Lesser Sunda Islands): lava flow eruption on western slope continues (updated 1 Jun 2024)
Marapi (Western Sumatra, Indonesia): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 31 May 2024)
Masaya (Nicaragua): Smithsonian / USGS Weekly Volcanic Activity Report (updated 24 Oct 2019)
Merapi (Central Java, Indonesia): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 31 May 2024)
Michael (South Sandwich Islands, UK): activity resumes; a thermal anomaly in the summit crater (updated 26 Oct 2023)
Nyamuragira (DRCongo): lava lake remains active (updated 17 Apr 2024)
Nyiragongo (DRCongo): new lava lake (updated 17 Apr 2024)
Popocatépetl (Central Mexico): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 1 Mar 2024)
Reventador (Ecuador): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 13 May 2024)
Reykjanes (Reykjanes peninsula (SW Iceland)): Updated hazard map (updated 29 May 2024)
Sabancaya (Peru): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 14 Feb 2023)
Sakurajima (Kyushu, Japan): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 15 Feb 2024)
Sangay (Ecuador): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 4 Apr 2024)
Santiaguito (Guatemala): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 28 Feb 2024)
Semeru (East Java, Indonesia): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 20 May 2024)
Shiveluch (Kamchatka): Smithsonian / USGS Weekly Volcanic Activity Report (updated 17 May 2024)
Stromboli (Eolian Islands, Italy): stunning aerial video of erupting hornito (updated 31 May 2024)
Suwanose-jima (Ryukyu Islands): Smithsonian / USGS Weekly Volcanic Activity Report (updated 12 Jan 2024)
Tinakula (Santa Cruz Islands, Solomon Islands): eruption continues with lava flows from summit vent (updated 22 Mar 2024)
Villarrica (Central Chile): Volcanic Ash Advisory (updated 19 May 2024)
Yasur (Tanna Island, Vanuatu): Smithsonian / USGS Weekly Volcanic Activity Report (updated 12 Oct 2023)

For some reason I think this also belongs on here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7CuQNvk6rg. He is just gassing but one day it will happen. Why not?

And there’s more