If I Am Correct

This stuff tears an hole in everything you know about the weather

The Weather Charts have been run by so called scientists ever since Admiral FitzRoy began championing Meteorology. Don’t get me wrong He was an hero of the old school and so were most of his diciples. He had the misguided idea that astrology had no part in science as was the common idea in a religious country at that time.

The problem began some time after computing took over forecasting and I don’t know how. One can only imagine that misguided scientists, holding strict controls made things mandatory. You decide how it all went pearshaped.

In my opinion godless men are easily led and who is going to help them. But I am One of Jehovah’s Witnesses, the worst kind of Christian for a lot of people. The type that don’t let things go.

Anyway that is all I have to say about other people, now lets start forecasting.

Two cylones of the same pressure sit next to each other. Before I knew what they really are, I was calling them a dual. I suppose that Meteorologists consider them to be a complex Low of some sort. I really have no idea what they think. They lie south and south east of Greenland 992 millibars each. And they look like a dual. What is odd about them is instead of flowing east or rather north east, they stay where they are more or less.

That always bothered me, I thought it was down to fake weather. I am one of those people that sensible people ignore because I think a lot of things before I drop on the right answer. However in this case I have been thinking about meteorology which is why most people already avoid me others like me. That’s OK, I prefer being me rather than like anyone who would avoid people like me. All works out quite well doesn’t it. Perfect for an iconoclast.

Now the difficult bit:

Those two cyclones are not cyclones, they are volcanoes. They are volcanoes that have erupted a few days ago, you can tell because they developed into a dual. In fact they are shortly becoming a triplicate or whatever the name for a topographic mountain with three peaks is. But first let me tell you what they are: Which volcanoes I think they are.

Popocatépetl (Central Mexico): Explosive activity continues. Volcanic Ash Advisory Center (VAAC) Washington warned about a volcanic ash plume that rose up to estimated 20000 ft (6100 m) altitude or flight level 200 .
The full report is as follows: POSS VA EMS to 20000 ft (6100 m)

Nevado del Ruiz (Colombia): Explosive activity continues. Volcanic Ash Advisory Center (VAAC) Washington warned about a volcanic ash plume that rose up to estimated 22000 ft (6700 m) altitude or flight level 220 .
The full report is as follows: OCNL VA EMS to 22000 ft (6700 m)

Sangay (Ecuador): Explosive activity continues. Volcanic Ash Advisory Center (VAAC) Washington warned about a volcanic ash plume that rose up to estimated 20000 ft (6100 m) altitude or flight level 200 .
The full report is as follows: POSS VA EMS to 20000 ft (6100 m)

Sabancaya (Peru): Explosive activity continues. Volcanic Ash Advisory Center (VAAC) Buenos Aires warned about a volcanic ash plume that rose up to estimated 24000 ft (7300 m) altitude or flight level 240 and is moving at 20 kts in NE direction.
The full report is as follows: INTERMITTENT EMISSIONS to 24000 ft (7300 m)

And already I have changed my mind, there are four volcanoes, they must be about to coalesce with a dual and here it is:

Another dual. I am an hack that doesn’t pay attention to things when I make up my mind.

Yesterday I decided there would only be three: Popocatapetl and Nevado del Ruis being joined by Sabancaya, because yesterday I only caught the morning forecast and decided I needed my face slapped by God. At least I have the humility to know I asked for it.

I was going to take the oportunity to crow over other peopl’s mistakes. Now I have to get on my knees figuratively. My knees don’t bend. (They do really but one of my knees locks when I kneel down and it is a terible sweat to straighten them.) A dire straight so to speak.

Anyone can tell that they are the reflection or refracted images of volcanoes by timing their appearances and disappearances. Also it is impossible to raise or lower any part of an open ocean by a substantial amount. Not without boiling such parts whilst freezing the rest. Don’t take my word for it, just describe the physics for me.

Just that box from Greenland to Britian is thousands of tons of air. For a nation that now believes in evolution instead of our creator Jehovah God, it is a strange magic that manages to keep it there for a moment let alone all day. No wonder they don’t wish to consider what magic is keep in them there all week.

I have just said that I am not going to judge them. Let them “take no note” and be damned. No, that’s not going to happen. Monday at the latest I am going to go out on the street and point this out to the sheep being abused by their shepherds. Give them a chance to abuse me instead, I suppose?